Morgan Tha Monster

mishasminions:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kalelle:

allthempreg:

#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE

To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.

HNNG.

I’m a little turned on by that high kick, not gonna lie.

a LITTLE turned on?

try A LOT turned on

NOT EVEN A BLACKOUT COULD TURN ME OFF

sodii:

mybelovedcheshire:

my-mewling-quim:

One day I will be able to resist reblogging this photoset whenever I see it.

Today is not that day.

perfection

homeofwords:

Thomas William Hiddleston is about to destroy your dash.
If he hasn’t already.

homeofwords:

Thomas William Hiddleston is about to destroy your dash.

If he hasn’t already.

laceuprainbow:

reaill:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

squilf:

gazzymouse:



DADDY DADDY PICK ME DADDY

For Olivia. And because I thought it was adorable.

squilf:

gazzymouse:

DADDY DADDY PICK ME DADDY

For Olivia. And because I thought it was adorable.

iputcoolstuffonthissometimes:

jorahmormonting:

formermaleprostitute:



tomhiddlestons:

#SUPER UPSET ABOUT IT #a day in the life of tom hiddleston #wake up #grin at mirror #look out the window - WHAT A LOVELY DAY! I’LL GO FOR A RUN #tweets about the music he listens to while running #stops several times in the middle of his run to save a child from a fire or help old ladies cross the street #never stops smiling #comes home #cleans the house with a flock of woodland animals while singing to them #god i hate you


STOP DOING THIS TO ME TWIDDLES

iputcoolstuffonthissometimes:

madelinelime:

ignoratio-elenchi:

Tony Stark: emotional eater.

I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

Yep.